All the news that’s unfit to print.
NewsBro.com — The internet’s most trusted source of completely made-up news.
NewsBro was founded on a simple premise: the news was already pretty hard to believe, so we decided to lean in. Every story on this site is 100% fictional, fabricated with care, and absolutely not something you should forward to your uncle as evidence of anything. Please do not forward it to your uncle.
We cover all the beats the mainstream media is too cowardly to touch: geopolitical crises that definitely did not happen, celebrity feuds we completely invented, and economic indicators so alarming they can only exist in satire. Our investigative team has filed zero FOIA requests and we are very proud of that.
Our award-winning roster of fictional journalists includes Chad Thunderberg (Senior Correspondent, Things That Sound Plausible), Brittany McNewsworth (Deputy Editor, Hot Takes & Lukewarm Analysis), Dr. Reginald Fitch III (Science Desk, definitely has a PhD), and Pamela Voxx (Breaking News, always breaking news, sometimes the news was never actually broken).
We believe in the time-honored traditions of clickbait headlines, both-sidesing everything, and ending every segment with “but what does this mean for the average American?” We do not know what it means for the average American. Nobody does. That has never stopped anyone.
NewsBro is satire. Our stories are fake. Our journalists are fictional. Our “sources” are a Magic 8-Ball and a gut feeling. If you have been personally victimized by a NewsBro headline, we are deeply, insincerely sorry.